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prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

econs:

I’ve got the book

econs:

I’ve got the book

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

genicetea:

im sorry, this isnt the happiness you wished for

genicetea:

im sorry, this isnt the happiness you wished for

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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imnotcrazyimawkward:

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

Pleas watch this

Nicki Minaj speaking on why she hired Vlogger Beat Face Honey as her personal makeup artist

gravlites:

This took a long frigging time to finish. Fuyukai desu. 

gravlites:

This took a long frigging time to finish. Fuyukai desu. 

burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

Satellite High - The Bus Is Late
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nearly-headless-horseman:

must-be-a-thursday:

First time listening:

Second time listening:

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Third time listening:

WAITING FOR THE BUS TOOK A PICTURE OF ANOTHER BUS WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS AS THE SUN CAME UP BUT THE SUN AIN’T OUT NO MORE CAUSE IT’S GREY WAITING FOR THE BUS THERE’S A GREY ONE BLUE ONE A RED ONE ALL OF THEM TURNED AWAY I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE BUS GOTTA CATCH A BUS GOTTA WATCH NEWS GOTTA REGIMENT A PLAN FOR THE DAY

BUS

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This beat is so sick, it never falters, even thru all of the transitions omg what is this alien beauty?

rnaryjune:

Dalek//Into The Dalek

DON’T EVEN TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW.

heckayeah:

american sex ed