just kiSS ALREADY
it’s not like you need air, just call it breath-holding practice
… is that a fic already or…?
You have a dinner date for seven. What time do you arrive?
Seven. Am. Case the restaurant. Run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body. Replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
Light reflects from your shadow
It is more than I thought could exist
You move through the room
Like breathing was easy
hey fun fact did you know that people are allowed to actually change their opinions on something? i know. take your time.
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
Why are you wearing the same clothes??
I haven’t moved in a year
wreck-it newt and hermann death glare gottlieb
i wish people had crushes on me
The tweet that saved the entire female population