lmaonade:

your boyfriend looks easy as fuck to parry

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sapphling:

dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels

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freak60000:

freak60000:

beautiful fat bitches everywhere

meant to say butches. this one’s for everybody now

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sketchdeath:

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

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cannibal-love-confessions:

Liquid Chris Stimboard!! 💥💥💥

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midnightinjapan:

mclennonyaoi:

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

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leshyleaf:

been thinking abt this for months

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marnielovesyouu:

had to do at least one poke Miku…

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chaotic-nick:

arinavah:

Choso vs internet

@stigandr-the-cat 🥺😭

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lamiahypnosia:

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g1sunstreaker:

bleekay:

bleekay:

its so shiddy when u have to convince yourself to do your hobbies. like, its fun, you like it, why cant you just do it. do it. do it. but what if…. mindless media consumption instead….

im so sorry to the seven thousand of you so far who relate

upset at the accuracy of these tags

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drops-of-universe:

I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

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libraryogre:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

im at a taco bell that has fairy lights and several water features? this is the nicest tacobell i have ever seen in my entire life???

hello???

google isn’t letting us accept any routes home now

Hotel California looks different than I imagined.

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greelin:

saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion

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midnightinjapan:

mclennonyaoi:

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

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